poopflow:

donuts are 0 calories if you only eat the middle

(via c-oventry)

sleepingwithsirens0n:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

(Source: drarna, via youngwildx-free)

gcoky:

i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between 

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via youngwildx-free)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via seisin)